“This is not what I want my relationship to look like”
As much as I love Jim+Pam. Erin+Andy are my favorite office couple
3 andy bernards
count me in
things i love about andy bernard:
- the way he dresses, it’s adorable
- the fact he was in an a capella group
- he is ed helms
- his sense of humour
- his love for cornell
- the fact that he is adorable
- he’s super good at COD
- he says “beer me”
- he calls jim “big tuna”
- he’s such a kid
- he loves erin a lot even though she was with gabe for so long
what i hate about you - andy bernard (the office, 5.14)
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Erin: “I think I’m in love with someone else”
ERIN HANNON IS IN LOVE WITH ANDY BERNARD. YOUR ARGUMENT IS FOREVER INVALID.
Andy: I saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?
Dwight: Uh, try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.
Andy: Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.
Dwight: Xterra’s not even a real word.
Andy: Actually, it is. It’s Latin for “earth.”
Dwight: Oh, so you drive an X-Earth?
Dwight: That makes sense. I’d rather drive a classic Trans Am than an X-Earth.
Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called and wants its car back.
Dwight: Well, I hope 1985 has a time machine ‘cause I drive an ‘87.
Andy: Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future, and I went to your funeral and guess what? Nobody came.
Dwight: Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die?
Andy: Oh, that was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at Cor-not University.
Andy: If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a Trans Am.
Dwight: If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.
Andy (fake coughing): Idiot!
Dwight (fake coughing): You’re the idiot!
Andy (fake coughing): Nice comeback!
Dwight (fake coughing): I was making fun of your comeback! That’s why it worked.(Andy leaves in disgust) I totally got the best of that interchange. (Coughs for real)